HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids)

(1) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.     – Alan, age  10

(2) No person really decides before they grow up who they’re going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you’re stuck with. – Kristen, age  10

WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET  MARRIED?

(1) Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.  – Camille, age 10

(2) No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married. – Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age)>

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE  MARRIED?

(1) You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.  – Derrick, age 8

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?

(1) Both don’t want any more kids. – Lori, age 8

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

(1) Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have  something to say if you listen long enough.  – Lynnette, age 8 (isn’t she a treasure)>

(2) On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date. – Martin, age 10  (Who said boys do not have brains)

WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?

(1) I’d run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns. -Craig, age  9

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS  SOMEONE?

(1) When they’re rich.  – Pam, age 7  (I could not have said it better myself)

(2) The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn’t want to mess with that.  –  Curt, age 7  (Good Point)

(3 ) The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It’s the right thing to do. –  Howard, age 8  (Who made the rule)

IS  IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?

It’s better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them. – Anita, age 9 (bless you child)

HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF  PEOPLE DIDN’T GET MARRIED?

(1 ) There sure would be  lot of kids to explain, wouldn’t here?  – Kelvin, age 8

And the #1 Favorite  is……..>

HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE  WORK?

(1 ) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck. – Ricky, age  10   ( The boy already understands)

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BEER Warning

Light Beer

Light Beer

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties & local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink by any woman.

Many females use a date-rape-drug on the market called ‘Beer’.

The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans,or from taps and in large kegs.

Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them.

A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no-strings-attached sex.

Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several Beers , men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women to whom they would never normally be attracted.

After drinking Beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that ‘something bad’ occurred.

At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life’s savings, in a familiar scam known as ‘a relationship’. In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer-term form of servitude and punishment referred to as ‘marriage’.

Men are much more susceptible to this scam after Beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.

Please forward this warning to every male you know..

If you fall victim to this ‘ Beer’ scam and the women administering it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly victimized men.

For the support group nearest you, just look up ‘Golf Courses’ in the phone book.

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